not that there's anything wrong with it...

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you can't handle ALL of these hens. Look at what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You're washed up and I'm taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. As they round the front porch of the farmhouse, the young rooster has closed the gap. He's only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer meanwhile, sitting in his usual spot on the front porch, sees the roosters running by.

He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn, that's the third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story? ... Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!