Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they are whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:?"I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who' s next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,"Well, I think I need a heart."?
"Done!" says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George "Dubya" and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around. But he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"?
i prefer my president to lead with his big head and leave is little one in his pants. what a character?
5 comments:
Yeah, but he's a man...what do you expect?
hmmm...at the risk of you not having a crush on me anymore, all I have to say is that Clinton is sexy.
HAHAHA. HA!
*isn't Nixon dead?
*whispers* I kinda liked that Clinton guy
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