wow, mgc, your life must be awesome?
well, no, not any better or any worse than anyone else's. i have just been too damn tired to care about much of anything. i just don't want to be bothered by anything right now... i think the scientific term for it is burnout, but i am not a doctor.
you're an asshole - i don't care
you're rude - i don't care
you're an idiot - again, i don't care
you're a jealous, petty, sniveling little bitch of a snitch - i care!
when i am home and not on the road, i like to take my wife dinner and a starbucks coffee. she works from 6pm to 6am and the little pick-me-up that i provide her has come in handy on some of those long nights. i always send her a text and tell her to get your orders in. now, notice that i said orders, as in more than one, not order, as in only for my wife. i would bring all the nurses in her dept., which is only two or three on any given night, but i would always ask if they wanted one too. i was the shit in her nursery! they loved me! i even gained a couple as "girlfriends" and i was happy to be the jammin jimmy with the java!
now, i would also stay and visit and look at the babies because i like babies, especially when they belong to someone else and i don't have to raise them... i digress. i went the other night and took dinner and coffee for the wife and a co-worker, we'll call her elton (don't ask). in order to get to the nursery i have to walk past one of the nurses stations on her floor. none of these
now, i am not allowed to go there anymore. i guess if i would have bought coffee for all of their fat lazy asses, i would still be welcome. why not, it is $4.50 they don't have to spend. now, no one gets coffee and i don't get to send good thoughts of growth and health to my tiniest of tiny friends...
BITCHES
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Brother husband...that's a bunch of bullshit. What cows!
its amazing how some people just live to make other people miserable..not for nothing, i agree with blonde...what bullshit...and those women are the cream of the bitches crop...dang..
Just me
wow...that really sucks. Like Kirsten said, some people just live to make others miserable.
by the way...I've said it a dozen times, your wife is a lucky woman. Not too many men would go out at night, pick up dinner and Starbucks, and bring it to their wives/girlfriends. You're too sweet!
Why dont you bring me some coffee and lunch then?
By the way, I saw your daughter at the coffee shop Saturday morning. I wont tell you what she was doing.
that sucks so bad. I'm sorry. I can't stand people like those other nurses. people suck sometimes
mgc,
Since my daughter is a Starbucks district manager and gets a nice healthy stock option, I'm going to side with the bitches...err nurses here.
What a kickass post this could be if we pretend the hospital is named Eastwick.
This story is deeply troubling to many on many counts. But mainly, the coffee one. Shit, give me the bitch's name and I will fix this problem right away.
bv - thank you sister wife!
kirsten - thank you too!
anita - ouch ... the "C" word. my wife is pretty mellow. i'm the bitch in this family!
ash - thank you. it is nice that you appreciate the finer side of a man.
michael - i could do that. i just need to be home more, but we should do that. it looks like after sept for camping for us. going to iowa to see the in-laws.
which daughter? #1 or #2 and what was she doing? i might not want to know for my own sanity.
lisa - thank you and you're right some people suck and not in a good way ;-)
00 - yeah, babies are so cool and they are so soft. oh well i will still send nice thoughts to them and daggers to the idiot nurses.
rw - what do you mean you are siding with the bitches... er nurses... no, bitches! i would have bought them coffee too if they would have just asked me. it's not about the money, i have plenty of that, it is about being decent and not crying to the supervisor because they thought they weren't getting something. now no one gets coffee, so stock option has just dropped! i probably spent $20 to $30 a day at starbucks and now i won't go but maybe once a week for an iced tangerine frap. yummy and there is no coffee in it yippy!
egan - you're a good man! you learned a few tricks about "disappearing" someone while you were in vegas i see! they're all out in the desert. thanks for the offer, i will get their names over right away!
mgc,
It's strictly a selfish siding with caffeine starved nurse-bitches on my part. I would guess that the revenue and subsequent stock value drop has cost my daughter about 1/20th of a cent. Shared sacrifice would dictate that you pony up penny by 2026 or involve the bitch-nurses and put in 2¢ by 2046.
Of course I'm also for free entrprise so I could tell her to sell more to someone else.
Nurses on the whole aren't the friendliest lot, that's fo sho. I have worked in hospitals for years and they act like I am disrupting their day when I call to get a patient down for a scan.
I'd hardly pay $4.50 for a drink for MYSELF, much less a bitchy nurse! Good for you, buddy!
Good luck man with this. Any updates or are you still banned from the hospital?
I love going to see the baby show.
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