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Thursday, November 09, 2006

i've fallen and i can't get up...

it has been two days since this country lost its sense and its ability to use rational judgment and i am scared. i already feel less safe from the terrorist world and i feel like i am being prepped for an anal probe (demonstrated here by ms. pelosi), just to see how many more tax dollars i can shit out to pay for a domestic agenda of welfare and meaningless handouts.

at least my state voted arnuld back in, which is surprising, since democrats seemed to have won so many other positions. but, i guess you can't really consider arnuld a true conservative anyway, so that fits with the stupidity of this state.


it will be interesting to see what happens and how we do as a society, pushing a useless domestic agenda, and having a "let's run and bury our heads in the sand and this will all go away" foreign policy.


W, get that damn VETO stamp warmed up!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Redneck Special Forces...


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are all gay.

6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

too good to pass up...

--------retirement momentarily detoured














kerry eats ketchup again...

ok, now i'm out!