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Monday, May 08, 2006

give the gift of...

sometimes people can really get on your nerves. bad drivers, the rude cashier, bill collectors, phone sales guy who does not take NO for an answer, people waiting in the line at the post office, the DMV lady who hates her job. so i think you get the idea. you try to do the old "kill 'em with kindness", but really ending up wanting to just "kill" them instead.

well, have you ever tried to find the perfect gift for such a person and have never been successful in finding it? i think this new product from RONCO will fill the bill perfectly for those "loved" one who deserve only the best!


but wait, if you order now, we will also include the new and improved lemon & salt soothing pads. the perfect compliment to our toilet paper! this is what every "special" person needs!

10 comments:

Ashburnite said...

oh man...I can think of a few people I'd like to give that to!!

RW-(the original) said...

Does it come with a pocket fisherman?

Case 2 again over here. That's 4 of the last 5 shows and three in a row.

mgc said...

00 - i think libs are know for that!

ash - just a few?

rw - if you are the first 2 peple to place your order, you do get a pocket fisherman! man you know your products!

i missed DOND tonight. i have been working in my garage (3 car) because i can't get even 1 car in it. sad i know. it is filled with 5 motorcycles and 6 bicycles and a whole lot of junk! thanks for the case info though. when are you going "fishing"?

Kirsten said...

now thats good stuff...lol...I really need to get an order in for a couple of cases of those...lol..anyways...have a great day
:)Just me

mgc said...

oo - but dip? gross!!!!!! stop it! now, just stop it... you're making me hungry damn it!

Tara said...

Oh gawd that looks painful. Lol...That would truly be a gift for the most special person who gets on the very borderline of our nerves but still manages to cross it.

getalife said...
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getalife said...

Sorry, I had to try that to see what it would do.

Ouch, that is especially bad for the ladies.

mgc said...

tara - you betcha!

geta - lmao, i never thought about that! buys usually just give it a shake or two, but women... ouch is right!!!!

mgc said...

BOYS noy buys. wait maybe that would work - boys + guys = BUYS. but then again it sounds like BI and some may become confused. BOYS shake it Boys boys boys!